• friend: sorry, I can't hang out anymore
• me: but I showered for you

<3 Welcome to the Rileys! 

t-is-for-training:

1: Slept naked / nude?
2: Favourite food?
3: Do you like Nutella?
4: Prefer natural juice or soda?
5: Flirt?
6: Who was the last person you said ”love you” to?
8: Do you like fruit?
9: Do you take any medication?
10: Is there sickness?
11: What was the last time you went to the dentist?
12: Do you know how to dance?
14: Have you told someone a secret?
15: What was the last thing you drew?
16: A moment that will never forget?
17: a virgin?
18: A film that made you cry?
19: What would you like to receive a birthday present?
20: What is the favourite flavour of gum?
21: Do you miss something? what?
22: A person who marked your life and went away?
23: Name of your first Girlfriend (a)?
24: How long have you had tumblr?
25: Do you like barbecue?
26: Do you like films?
28: What day of the week do you prefer?
29: Sunday is a great day for …
30: Name the last person you talked to?
31: A song that sticks in your head?
32: The name of a person you do not support?
33: A reason to end a relationship with your girlfriend (a)?
34: The best time of day?
35: Beach or field?
36: A field / discipline that you do not support?
37: The name of the professor / teacher who was your favorite?
38: Worst moment that has passed?
39: Something makes you sad?
40: Something that makes you happy?
41: Do you have many followers?
42: Have you had someone who did not deserve?
43: Who is the most important person to you?
44: What if your mother died?
45: A singer you like?
46: Someone who admires you?
47: Have you smoked?
48: Drink vodka?

screwmekstew:

“Everybody wants to know. Everybody knows already - it’s ridiculous.” - Kristen Stewart

Rob at the Cosmopolis Press Conference in Portugal (x)

barackobama:

In which President Obama gives a fifth-grader the best absence note ever.

Not like that is really an accomplishment, but it feels good knowing that I am not legally allowed to drink in Europe!